FORKED FELINESHOUSE MANUAL
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What is Forked Felines?

Forked Felines is the official KNOT HEADS companion collection: a maximum of 3,333 hand-drawn felines, each one a deterministic SVG inscribed whole on Bitcoin, served from a supper club that sits directly above the basement node where KNOT HEADS began.

The short version

  • 3,333 felines maximum. Real finite supply, counted on the site from real confirmed inscriptions.
  • Whole on Bitcoin. The entire artwork lives in the inscription itself. No image host, no metadata URL, nothing that can go missing.
  • Drawn once, from a frozen recipe. Every Feline is generated deterministically from a seed and recipe that were frozen before the first one was drawn. Same seed, same cat, forever.
  • Knot Heads holders are recognized. Each Knot Head recorded at Bitcoin block 963,238 carries one free-mint credit: a 0-sat collection price. The public collection price is 8,888 sats.
  • Every cost is shown before you pay. One exact, signed total. Network, delivery, and service costs are itemized separately and are payable on every mint.

Why it is unusual

Most Bitcoin collectibles show you a picture and a price. Forked Felines shows you the receipt. Before any Feline is reserved, the house records the seed it will be drawn from, the digest of the exact bytes that will be inscribed, the release that draws them, and the weight the generator gave every trait. Each Feline's page publishes that evidence, so you never have to take the house's word for what you own. See Provenance.

The story, briefly

KNOT HEADS were in the basement. The cats found the stairs. Someone left forks on the table. Things escalated.

The satire is about the public Bitcoin filtering debate of 2026. The fork attempt failed; the cats booked a table. Whenever the site states protocol or deployment status, it is labelled and literal. The jokes stay out of the numbers.

What it is not

  • Not an investment, and never marketed as one.
  • Not a marketplace. There is no trading, no listing, no floor price on the site.
  • Not a token, and not a promise of one's value. A future BRC 2.0 airdrop snapshot will be announced separately after mint-out; nothing about market value is promised.

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Last verified 2026-08-28 against the live product contract (schema forked-felines.public-product/v5).

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Financial facts are never jokes here. Everything else is fair game. A collectible, not an investment.