FORKED FELINESHOUSE MANUAL
Live product

Status contract

How to read the house's health and status surfaces, and what each one does and does not promise.

The three public surfaces

SurfaceQuestion it answers
forkedfelines.art/statusThe human status page: what is healthy, in words
GET /api/v1/mint/capacityIs the house safe to accept new orders, and if not, exactly why
GET /api/v1/blockWhat block the house clock sees, or an honest OUT OF ORDER

Fail-closed, always

The design principle across all of them: degradation closes intake rather than degrading truth.

  • If the Bitcoin, Ordinals, inscription, refund, relay, worker, reconciler, watchdog, or backup layer is unhealthy, mintState reports it and new orders stop.
  • Existing paid orders continue independently: payment observation and financial recovery run on durable state and an independent reconciler, so a closed front door never strands a paid order.
  • A healthy background worker never overrides an unsafe dependency. There is no "mostly ready".

Reading reasonCodes

When mintState is not OPEN, reasonCodes lists exact causes, for example RELEASE_MODE_READ_ONLY (the site is deliberately running read-only) or dependency codes naming an unhealthy authority. They are technical strings meant to be precise rather than pretty, and they are the same codes the operators read.

What UNAVAILABLE means for you

  • Nothing about your wallet or funds is implicated. It is the house's dependencies being held to a safety bar.
  • Anything already paid continues to be tracked and recovered; see Order states.
  • No wallet action will be requested from you while the kitchen is closed.

The block clock

The clock shows the current Bitcoin block height from the house's own infrastructure. If its source is down, it says OUT OF ORDER instead of showing a stale number. The clock is informational; order intake is gated by capacity, not by the clock.

Last verified 2026-08-28 against the live product contract (schema forked-felines.public-product/v5).

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